iPod: It’ll break in a year, but by then you’ll want the new one.
Apple: You think you need it, we know you just want it.
Samsung: Didn’t you mean to buy Sony?
Ikea: One day you’ll be able to afford real furniture.
Hummer: Get the attention you’ve always craved. While filling up the gas tank again.
Taco Bell: You’re drunk and we’re still open.
Zipcar: So convenient that you’ll ignore the high rates AND the dog hair.
Southwest Airlines: On your marks, get set, find a seat!
UHaul: We don’t guarantee availability because we can get away with it.
PopTarts: Until you realize how disgusting they are, we’ll keep making them.
Ben and Jerry’s: Whoah, dude, did you eat that whole thing?
Krispy Kreme: Less filling, just as fattening.
McDonalds: Always a good idea. Until afterwards.
Starbucks: Long lines, high prices and the best legal high available.
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Michael Woodcock Nov 09 07 at 2:45 pmBlogger: We know you’re simple too.
Twitter: What are you doing? How about now? …and now?
Wordpress: We ain’t Blogger.
Cici’s Pizza: Where everyone goes home happy if the bathroom is available.
Google: I know what you did last summer!
Digg.com: You’re not surfing the web on company time, you’re “Buzz Monitoring”.
Flickr: Where people can steal your high quality photos, ignoring Creative Commons licenses!
Windows: You’ll buy our crap, because you’ve been doing it for years anyway.
The Republican Party: We care about children. Until they’re born.
USA: the love of power is greater then the power of love
JERNOBYL Nov 12 07 at 8:29 amTulsa UnProfessionals: I secretly want to join the Chamber group…
ZinG!
wont-b-cheesy Nov 13 07 at 9:24 amhaha.. i think the taco bell one is the best. i live on the street that the TU taco bell funnels out on… i’ve almost been ran over on my bike at 2:30am too many times…
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